If Only I Could ACTUALLY See a Return Like This (A Million Percent Return)

When I checked a few of my stocks and funds on Google Finance today I saw some pretty crazy numbers.  Apparently they are having some sort of issue:

I think it’s safe to say I would have retired today if I’d actually seen a 1 million percent return on a couple of my stocks.  I suppose I”ll have to settle for only a 999K % return on a couple of the others.